Our Food Lion Adventure.

So Ok.. The story I am about to tell is 100% non-fiction. Completely not made up and has scarred me for the rest of my life.

A few days ago LeAnn and I are riding around and, you know, cooking on the grill and after were finished I needed to go to the grocery store to get a few things. We pull up into the Food Lion parking lot right off base, were just sitting there at first bull shitting about whatever.. Well because we were just kinda sitting there and it was pretty late there wasnt that many cars in the parking lot. I had opened the passenger door slightly and LeAnn was getting her shit together so we could walk into the store. Just about then this blueish mini van pulls up next to us. The guy drving is literally staring right at us.. For about 20 seconds I just tried to ignore him hoping maybe he would get the hint.. plus I was hoping maybe it just seemed like he was staring at us to me since we had been cooking on the grill.. Well since he pulled up on LeAnns side of the car and she was looking at me and talking she didn't know the creep was there.. I calmly broke eye contact with the creep and tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. I waited about 5 seconds then looked back at him and he did this really creepy man wave thing at us.. I calmly shut my door and said LeAnn, drive away. She was like Why??!? Because by this time she is in the middle of a story and has no clue this guy is staring at us. I said just please drive away. Well about that time she catches the guy out of the corner of her eye.. Looks at him long enough to be freaked out by the crazy ass look in his eyes and starts screaming that she cant find her keys which she had thrown in her purse when we were about to walk into Food Lion. She finally grabs her keys and we drive away down the parking lot where were going in circles because she doesnt know where shes going and all i cant do is scream and say DRIVVVE! After about a minute of driving in circles we get back on the highway and take the long ass way back to my house.. I ended up not going to the grocery store that night.. But Im still freaked out. I was so paranoid for the rest of the night.

egh. creep.