Thursday, February 12, 2009

Club Chronicles Part 1.



So a few girlfriends and I decided to drag ourselves to IGUANA CANTINA last Saturday night.. We actually ended up having a pretty good time.. drank for free of course. lol.

Anyway the reason for this post was actually to discuss dressing... the clothes and wear and how you wear them. Mainly because there was so many nasty bitches in the club that night that thought their shit was on point.. I just wanted to know why the fuck someone let you walk outta the house that way..

Ladies, when you get dressed, whether you are going to work, school, the club, to get your nails done, or if your just walkin the dog, your clothes and how you wear them represents you and should reflect the person you are.

Let me break it down for you. Dont dress like a slut then expect not to get harrassed at the club. Thats all Im saying.

And if you are in a dress, at the club or at work or at your grandma's house having birthday cake, there is a certain way you have to carry yourself in a dress.. theres a certain way to bend down, and how to sit. Basically keep your damn legs closed.

Clothes are like advertising, Of course you need to think of your audience first.. Who will be around you.. if your tryna meet a decent guy (first of all I wouldnt suggest the club), but if you are going to the club dont dress like a gutterslut and maybe just maybe youll attract a guy whos not a total waste of flesh.

When your dress is riding up over your asschecks, dont be mad if someone pulls up your dress on the dance floor, you pretty much asked for it.

When advertising yourself, less clothing is not always better, for some girls, the reasons behind this are obvious. Even if you have the body to rock it, skimpy clothes leave nothing to the imagination.

Im sure Ill have more to add to this later, but right now Im about to pass the hell out so well end on that note this time.

Oh and PS. the most important thing to remember when you go to the club.. what level of the parking garage that you parked on!!!

brandi


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